Wear a Mask Like You Wear Pants

Consistently, when in public. Because we want your germs about as much as we want to see your junk.

Photo by Immo Wegmann on Unsplash

Imagine the dude in the photo above is your child’s teacher. And he hates pants.

They constrict him. He’s had three infections under his balls just this year from wearing pants. They’re against his religion. And damn it…