Wear a Mask Like You Wear Pants
Consistently, when in public. Because we want your germs about as much as we want to see your junk.
Imagine the dude in the photo above is your child’s teacher. And he hates pants.
They constrict him. He’s had three infections under his balls just this year from wearing pants. They’re against his religion. And damn it, he’s an American and no one (no one) should be able to tell him what he has to put on his body.
He’s an anti-pantser. Loud and proud.
So he’s going to start teaching without them. Starting Tuesday, he’s going to come to class everyday, naked from the waist down. Just a dress shirt, a sweater vest, and a tie. Also shoes and socks that go halfway up his calves.
But no pants.
His body, his choice, am I right?
So what if his junk is hanging out all over the place in front of a bunch of underage children (or for that matter, adults who didn’t sign up for that.)
So what if some kid spends the rest of their life afraid of men because for a whole school year everytime their teacher walked by their desk they were eyelevel with his privates?
